Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
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someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
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If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
There's even glitter on my cock...
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