thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
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Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
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Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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