Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
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Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.