never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO