how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
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If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
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You may now shotgun with the bride
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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