I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
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they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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