sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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