the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
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If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
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30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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