some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i just made my gag reflex go away.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
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Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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