i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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