belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
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its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
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In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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