singing on the bus should be illegal
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
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A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
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Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?