Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
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i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
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I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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