At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
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I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
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I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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