Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
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i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
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Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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