how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
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pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
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I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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