we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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