if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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