a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
one might say we're banned from that church
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
My vagina is very pro this idea
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
