Nicole vs. Life
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Those nachos came to me in a dream
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