Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
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then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
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If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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