we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
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Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
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Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
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