And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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