I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
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Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
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