don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
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A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
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Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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