That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
should my penis look like a turkey
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
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Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
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I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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