you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
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Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
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Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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