how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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