I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
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i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
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Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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