how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me