She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
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"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no