He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs