We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina