woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?