yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
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It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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