Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
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Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Mom said you looked used
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
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Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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