is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
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I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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