if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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