No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
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My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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