Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
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we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
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Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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