ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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