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I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
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She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
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I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb