he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
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Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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