Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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