Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
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So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
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It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN