i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you