I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu