But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
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Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
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this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream