your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
third nipple confirmed
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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