Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
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Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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