ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
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I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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