Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
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i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
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If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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