Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
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i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
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I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
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