My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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