I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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