Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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