THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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