Dual....:-)
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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