It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
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all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
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They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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